And then Alicia's sister called...
Drama hit UC. Bret threatened to kill a professor today.
I'm gonna jump off a bridge. Anyone want to join me? I'm gonna stick a giant swimming pool full of sweet tea on 71/75 by the Dixie Highway overpass. Then I'm gonna dive in bendy straw first. Then I'll hop out, shower to de-stickify myself, and hop back in with a bucket of fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Why? Because I like showers and southern cuisine.
I never threaten to kill myself. Never have, never will. I've never seriously considered killing myself. I just threaten do to stuff that sounds deadly at first and ends up with me happy and well-fed. The rest of the world should be like me.
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