Kill! Kill!

You guys should read this. This is an example of what you should not do with me. You do not fuck with me in this manner. If you try to tell me what I'm thinking, what I fucking feel. If you try to tell me about fucking being me, I will put you at the heart of a fucking face-punching contest. I will gut you and fuck the offal. I don't know who reads this, but if you learn anything about me it's not to do shit like this. I'm too lazy to fix all of his text, so just highlight the whole excerpt before you read.

(02:02:31) Brandon Stephens: i'm always going for more than a little friction... a relationship is a lOT better than casual sex...
(02:04:35) Cameron Hodge: Huh
(02:04:44) Cameron Hodge: Yeah, whatever you like to think.
(02:05:10) Cameron Hodge: Cameron is a sex machine with the soul of a seal-clubber.
(02:05:22) Brandon Stephens: okay... you'll find out one of these days...
(02:05:59) Cameron Hodge: If I haven't found out by now I never will.
(02:07:04) Brandon Stephens: yes you will
(02:07:14) Cameron Hodge: What the fuck are you talking about?
(02:07:23) Cameron Hodge: Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about?
(02:07:32) Brandon Stephens: yup
(02:07:41) Brandon Stephens: pretty much...
(02:07:48) Cameron Hodge: Do not tell me what my preferences are.
(02:07:57) Cameron Hodge: You may like a relationship.
(02:08:03) Cameron Hodge: Me? I like to fuck and forget.
(02:08:12) Cameron Hodge: If I want to talk I'll go to my friends.
(02:08:22) Cameron Hodge: If I want dinner or a movie or whatever, I'll go to my friends.
(02:09:18) Cameron Hodge: So while I agree that relationships consolidate that and have the advantage of regular and consistent sex, I don't see any other real advantages.
(02:09:21) Cameron Hodge: They're convenient.
(02:09:30) Cameron Hodge: That's about it.
(02:10:23) Brandon Stephens: says you...
(02:10:35) Cameron Hodge: Yes. Says me.
(02:11:14) Cameron Hodge: I like to fuck and fight and go out with my friends, and even if I do end up with a girl it'll be open.
(02:12:00) Cameron Hodge: Okay, Mr. Smart Guy, what's the advantage a relationship has over one-night-stands?
(02:13:03) Cameron Hodge: Because I'm really curious. I don't understand why when you can't get a girl you aren't happy beating off and getting on with your life.
(02:13:12) Brandon Stephens: being in love for one, especially if you can get to that point with a person...
(02:13:33) Cameron Hodge: Yeah, I figured you'd pull that one out of your ass.
(02:13:48) Cameron Hodge: That's an emotion I'm not capable of in any normal sense, buddy.
(02:14:20) Brandon Stephens: you say that now... but there never has been a person in human history like that.. you'll see one day...
(02:14:27) Cameron Hodge: What the fuck?
(02:14:33) Cameron Hodge: How about asexuals?
(02:14:41) Cameron Hodge: You know they come in three classes?
(02:15:04) Cameron Hodge: The kind with no need for physical love, the kind with no need for emotional love, and the kind with no need for either.
(02:15:16) Cameron Hodge: I'm not saying that's what I am but I don't get attachments.
(02:15:29) Brandon Stephens: love doesnt require attachment
(02:16:14) Cameron Hodge: I'm a man of logic. Love is shit.
(02:16:27) Cameron Hodge: I prefer more direct forms of manipulation.
(02:16:45) Brandon Stephens: says you...
(02:16:53) Cameron Hodge: Says me.
(02:17:04) Cameron Hodge: Abso-fucking-lutely right says me.
(02:17:20) Cameron Hodge: I'm not saying love isn't one of your choice emotions. It clearly is.
(02:17:23) Cameron Hodge: It's not something I do.
(02:17:30) Brandon Stephens: i've also seen you start to break down while drinking... remember that. you're not as hard-edged as you claim to be....
(02:17:37) Cameron Hodge: I know.
(02:17:39) Brandon Stephens: and i dont think you really beleive everything youre saying
(02:17:42) Brandon Stephens: but for now i'm off to bed
(02:17:48) Cameron Hodge: There are several forms of love, you know.
(02:17:48) Brandon Stephens: i have moving to do tomorrow early.
(02:17:55) Brandon Stephens: we can continue this later
(02:17:56) Cameron Hodge: And we're talking about a specific form here.
(02:18:06) Cameron Hodge: Don't walk off here. Not during an argument.
(02:18:11) Cameron Hodge: You always do it.
(02:18:16) Brandon Stephens: good night cameron. we will talk about this tomorrow.
(02:18:46) Cameron Hodge: Yeah, and you're not gonna back out of it.
(02:18:59) Brandon Stephens: okay. whenever i get back from amber's
(02:19:00) Brandon Stephens: tata