Recipe for a Bad Night

It's well-known that bad dreams are soluble in alcohol.
Take a vat of ethanol and add your deepest regrets
Watch the emotionally-charged particles.
See the toxic salts
and the reaction's consequences.
It makes enough noise.
Turns normal to awkward
and brains to shit.

And sometimes it'll even convince your friends you're fucked up
(like they didn't know already).

I felt like comparing booze-soaked nights to a simple ion reaction. I was bored. Mostly, though, I wanted something you could comment on. I'd like to know who's reading, though I wouldn't be surprised if verse this lousy scares you all off.