Average Joe

Got bored and started checking out statistics. I'm physically exactly average in every respect but weight, it turns out. I'm 50 lbs under the American average, which makes me healthy. Two inches above average height... Just thought that was neat.

Also, I've been invited to a Halloween party and may need help getting components for the costume. What I have now:
hat with pre-frayed brim
cargo shorts
Tag
backpack
polo shirt
Dave Matthews Band CD

What I have a month to acquire:
gamecube controller
Family Guy DVD
big black dildo.

If you can guess what I'm gonna be, you get a gold star. If you don't get it check out the video in the middle of my MySpace profile.