Nasty Story of the Week

So I was cleaning my paintball gun the other day and forgot to reinstall the safety. Naturally I went to test it out. When you leave the safety out, accidents are bound to happen, so I ended up firing a round into my arm at near point-blank. It's happened to me before and it hurts like a motherfucker but I wasn't really worried about it. When paint hits you at that range the skin splits and a giant welt forms. It's a simple matter of cleaning off the blood and paint and getting on with your life. Anyway, the wound sealed with some paint in it and I didn't know. It was orange so the color didn't tip me off.

Turns out said welt got massively infected. I got out of the shower today and noticed the typical cream-colored spot that is hardcore skin infection. My natural reaction is the same as the medical community's: pus needs to be drained.

You know what's gross? Ejecting a milliliter of pale orange pus and five or six milliliters of stale, black blood from a wound. It smells pretty awesome, too. Just thought I'd share that because grossing you guys out is fun.

Party tonight! Eight PM! Woo!