Okay, so here's the plan:

I'm definitely gonna drop out, so I've got to have a plan, right? Here it is:
-Get a job. Hopefully get a job that's flexible enough to let me work through school without finding another job.
-Move out. While I'm happy here and I'm gonna miss the cooking and I'll have to switch to paying more than just rent (My parents cover insurance, phone, internet, XM), I want to be out of the house when I'm 21. My parents used to joke about how I'd be the type to live in the basement with no girlfriend until I was 35. I intend to live in a cramped apartment with no girlfriend instead. It's a freedom thing.
-Get a humidor for said apartment. Just because I've always wanted one.
-Enroll either in NKU for sociology or business or in a trade school for metalworking so I can end up as a bureaucrat or a steelworker.

It's not much, but at least the song's appropriate.
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