So one of my coworkers, Ashley, accused me of tailing her to work one day on the one-mile stretch from the stoplight to the parking lot. I probably did it, of course, but this was in a speed limit 25 zone. Instead of confronting me like an adult, she responded in kind, following me all the way to the 71/75 junction with her brights on. She did it again tonight. This is a danger not only to me, but to all motorists in front of her. I just want to drive home at exactly the speed limit, sing along to my music, and have a nice, leisurely ride in my comfortable leather seat.
So naturally I called the police. I looked up the non-emergency number for the highway patrol and requested an additional cruiser keep an eye on that stretch of 275. When she and her cretin husband get pulled over for reckless driving, I'm going to shit myself laughing.
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4 comments:
That is devilishly good!
Quite hilarious. :-D
That made me smile, the evil smile I don't use very often! Great idea!
Wow! LULZ!!!
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