Got the job, the hot car, the swank threads, the rocking social life... I feel like I'm missing something. What am I missing?
Also, when I move out I'm totally getting a cat.
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yes, an evil hellspawn cat that eats the souls of babies.
you need a theme song. in a past life min euse to be dr. feelgood by motley crue. listen to it someday.
you also need a female. not necessarily a girlfriend, but some girl that hangs around you like in all the typical action stories or animes.
an oversized walther p.38.
Zepplin
The female can be the cat. Female cats are so much better than male cats... try a Hemmingway cat.
Your life would be complete
also
where do you work?
Gates, again?
We haven't discussed it, and I'm curious.
Oh, Zeppelin. I like that.
I work at another warehouse that supplies auto parts. It's remarkably similar to Gates with a few key differences, so I picked it up super quickly.
The problem with getting the girl is that it's very difficult to fill a position for which there are no applicants.
you have lots of females that hang around you. find the one that seems the most interested in you yet you show no emotion toward. it' the typical badass, "who cares" set up
You underestimate how oblivious I am to the advances of women. I don't pay nearly enough attention to notice someone is interested, even if it's pretty obvious.
Ah, but Jimmy wasn't suggesting they had to make advances or have any specific interest in you. It just has to be a female to include in all the crazy stories.... one that isn't actually the crazy one, just a fellow bystanding female.
Cats are overrated. I think you should get a basset hound. One who's ears are so long he trips over them when he runs.
I don't think I know any sane women.
Sane is objective.
no human is sane. look at us.
"His madness keeps him sane." I believe that's about how it goes.
PIZZA IN THE COOKIE JAR!
Makes as much sense as
I BELIEVE I AM USING ALL CAPITALS!
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