(01:50:36) Cameron: God damn the fucking mouse.
(01:50:43) Brandon Black: oh
(01:50:47) Brandon Black: you were referring to mickie
(01:50:58) Brandon Black: and his oddly similar girlfriend
(01:51:11) Brandon Black: you know, they are from the florida swamp... i think they might be brother and sister
(01:51:17) Cameron: Hahahahaha
(01:51:35) Brandon Black: i mean they look and sound identical and they're both retarded
(01:51:40) Cameron: Hahahahahahaha
(01:51:41) Brandon Black: just listen to the way they talk and laugh
(01:51:47) Brandon Black: and they have huge, downs like heads
(01:52:59) Brandon Black: think about it... just replace "ha ha!" with "yay icecream!"
(01:53:46) Brandon Black: http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Romero-Britto/Britto-Mickey-Mouse-Limited-Edition-C13110759.jpeg
(01:54:03) Brandon Black: lifeless, distant stare... hunched posture... fidgeting badly with his feet... slack jawed
(01:54:56) Cameron: Doesn't help that he's black.
(01:55:18) Brandon Black: hey man, you throw gorilla a piece of chicken he'll laugh all you want
(01:55:36) Cameron: Hahahaha
(01:55:39) Brandon Black: and dance
(01:55:49) Brandon Black: and he's black doing whiteface
(01:56:03) Brandon Black: cause back in the day it wasn't proper to have a darkie on stage...
(01:56:36) Brandon Black: i'm going to hell aren't i?
(01:56:53) Cameron: In a handbasket lined with feces.
(01:57:07) Brandon Black: so a coon-crib?
(01:57:25) Brandon Black: ...
(01:57:27) Brandon Black: :-(
(01:57:30) Brandon Black: here i come satan...
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That, sir, is completely out of context!
The context is that we were talking about a Coke beverage called Mezzo Mix and Brandon mentioned that it was sold at Disney World. I then said, "God damn the fucking mouse."
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