Monday, September 03, 2007

Minidiggers unite!

Micro-shindig at my place tonight. Show up around eight and we'll hang out, watch a movie, and let the good times roll.

In other news, failures! All of you! Miserable shmucks and comatose bastards!

I don't know what I'm ranting about, aside from you creatures, but I'm ranting nonetheless. It's bloody amazing that the species accomplishes anything if you're the ones good enough for me to associate with and you manage so little!

I hate everyone. Misanthropy is at an all time high. I feel the need to stab one of you. All of you. And I'd look you in the eye and smile while I did it.

Don't touch me. For the time being I'm reverting to my old self. I don't want to be touched. I'll let you know when I change my mind. >:(

You should still come to the movie thing, since having you 1-20 feet away makes me happy.

Also, I often request participation from my audience. In a move fitting the theme, you should explain to me what you think is your best quality. To put it best,
I hate you all. Why is that a bad idea?

I'd like to thank Emily for being the first with an answer.

3 comments:

This is my world... Get it? said...

Because i'm probably one of the best friends anyone could ever have if you dare get close enough to let me proove that to you. I'm always there if someone needs me, a shoulder to cry on, a hug during a rough time and someone to get through the shitty times with. I've had my share of just about anything and everything life could throw at someone.. so chances are I will know what you're going through. I do not let friends down. I know how to listen and give support, be crazy and laid back.
I can be in just about any mood someone needs or wants me to be in at any given time.
I don't let people down. Be my friend, hang out with me, get to know me and you won't regret it.

Anonymous said...

I'm depressed, a lot. But I've put up with you and your unending abuse and bitterness for over ten years. If i've humped it out for this long, i think i'm here for good. How many other people can say that?

besides, who else can you nerd it up with to such a level?

No said...

Let's see, I'm too "emo" for my own good, I whine and bitch a lot, and I have basically nothing in common with you besides Bellevue. My only good quality is that I'm able to stand abuse, and I think thats a good thing, right?