Already Written

I was gonna do a post today, but it's already been written for me. Read this and take the exact opposite of every detail.

This, my friends, is the official "not cut out for college" rant. My situation here is more or less untenable, so I may as well check out my alternatives. Way I see it I can go for one of two things. The first is run to NKU and give sociology a try. Well, sociology or something like that. I hate people with a passion but I find their habits and behavior intensely interesting. I could very easily be a shrink or a government statistician who studies the odd things people do for a living. The other is a trade job. Try to get myself into a steel foundry. I like metals. I went for engineering because I wanted the technical knowledge of them, but hell with that. If I can't make it I'll happily work at the forge, letting the engineers do the thinking while I get hazard pay to play with molten metal. I'm not sure where the nearest foundry is, though. Maybe Gallatin Steel. I'm also not sure how to go about getting a job of that sort with little or no previous experience in the subject.
Looks hopeless all around, I suppose.
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