Monday, February 11, 2008

Coherent Predictathon!

So I was thinking about Nikki's comment on the last post. Figured I'd try to guess what the next ten years held for me and my friends. Here's what I've got:

If I survive this year, I'll be an engineer in ten. I'll likely be stuck here in this city I've grown so used to. I mean, I love travel, but I don't see myself living anywhere else. I'll be making most of what my parents make now combined, and without two kids to support I can buy a decent home and live there with myself or friends or something. I don't want to think about not surviving this year. I can say one thing, though: I'll be happy wherever I end up. If I'm an engineer in a house with my friends or a college dropout with a small flat and a crappy job, I'll be happy. If I can do anything it's make the best of whatever I've gotten myself into.

Brandon will most likely be on the east cost or in Europe, having long since abandoned this hell hole of a metropolitan area for kinder pastures. I'm guessing five years before we lose contact with him completely. If he's nailed one pillar of Buddhism, it's the ability to ditch attachment and leave things behind.

Meagan... She's got two ways to go, I think. If she lives to 28, she's likely gonna be a local artist, chilling around Cincy like me and living where she can. Kinda bleak, but that's the bohemian life of an artist-spaz. [shrug] If her half-joke goal works out, we've got her for another seven. I really hate to make a "successful or dead" prediction, but I really think that's the situation we're looking at. :-\

Nikki's own plan is the standard get married, have kids, settle down thing. By her own admission she's not putting any effort into that, but it could happen. I don't see her leaving the area, either.

Alicia has the same plan. She's rather more likely to have done it by 2018. She'll be in bufu Ohio, living the faltering American dream of decades past.

For some reason I see Kaitlin as a French teacher somewhere. Dunno why. The setting is irrelevant. All I can predict is that it's suburban.

Julie's headed to California. Dunno how she'll fare there, but that's where she ends up. Girl's gonna run west and never look back.

Jimmy seems to have settled already.

Joseph's either a touring jazz performer or a band director someplace. If he hits it big in jazz, though, he's gonna end up with the sort of wealthy traveling lifestyle his father's got now.

No idea where the fuck Joey's going. Really. Not a clue.

That, my friends, is my guess at the future. Feel free to leave your own ideas, revise mine, or follow me in taking a stab at what's next for us.

3 comments:

Kaitlin said...

I can hear me now "Et vous! Tout le monde! Fermez les bouches!"
(And you! Everyone. Shut up!)

Maculo said...

in tens years i'll either be happily married to the same woman with a kid or two. porbably living around here since work back home sucks and she's not good with change.

or

society as we know it crumbles in the wake of the late 2012 incident and i gather a small band of like mind peoples to carve out a niche for ourselves. i'll live an uneasy life as king until i get assassinated.

Brandon Black said...

You're sounding pretty spot-on. As much as i'd like to stay in the area, once i graduate college I'm probably gone for good.